September 2010
167 posts
shut up devin i will dildo you in your sleep
negativecos:
of the times i have thought to myself “I want to be [x] right now,” x is “drunk” about 90% of the time, “sane” 9%, and “sober” around 1%
Of the times I have thought to myself “I want to be [x] right now,” x is “getting laid” about 49% of the time and “drunk” around 49% percent of the time.
Also, your protasis has nothing to do with your...
