[photo description: Chinese actress Fan Bingbing posing against a white background, looking at the viewer with hell attitude through misted, brown-tinted sunglasses, her hand up near her face with the thumb pointing out, to her right; her (also misted) hair has been done into a short bowl cut of sorts, and she is “wearing” a painted-on yellow suit with a black stripes on the sides of her body, including her curled right arm; near the bottom we can read the words 时尚先生 [shíshàng xiānsheng “fashionable gentleman”] and Esquire]

okay just one more and then i’m out the door i swear