[image description: two panels of a (eight panel) hand-drawn, black and white comic; the first panel shows two teenage boys sitting against a brick wall, one of them saying “Hey Vanessa what’s the scoop,” and the other says “Yeah what’s the scoop”; the second panel shows a smartly dressed woman standing, binder in her hand and pencil placed over her ear, and she is saying “I’m writing a story about how you can go eat a dick”]

best. line. ever.